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Blond Men

By: Steve Goldman, CCIM

A friend told the blond man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blond man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?” He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”

A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”. He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

A blond man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor. “No”, he shouts, “this is her husband!

A blond man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”

A blond man’s dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?” He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing> “What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks. “Here boy!” he replies.

A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. “Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks. “Hanging myself,” the blond replies. “It should be around your neck” says the guard. “I tried that,” he replies, “but I couldn’t breathe”.

An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?” To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”

Steve Goldman, CCIM

Steve Goldman, CCIM is the Founder/Principal Broker of Goldman Partners Realty. He specializes in net leased and multifamily complexes 30 units and up. vCard

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