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Happy Holidays

Thanks for helping make 2014 our best year ever. We're wishing you an abundance of joy, success and fun this holiday season. Grumpy Cat says NO. Snoopy and Woodstock [...]

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Pearls of Wisdom

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do! The Farragut socialite was showing her new housekeeper around her beautiful old home. In the parlor, she stopped by [...]

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New York Loan

Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, [...]

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Blond Men

A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife [...]

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Light Bulb Jokes

Image courtesy of thewire.com How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb wants to change. How many psychoanalysts [...]

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One-Liners

I intend to live forever.  So far, so good. Age doesn't always bring wisdom.  Sometimes age comes alone. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can [...]

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Very Punny

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is [...]

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Humor – Travel Plans for 2013

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I have also never been in Cognito. I [...]

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