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Pearls of Wisdom

By: Steve Goldman, CCIM

pearls on a newspaper with the word wisdom highlighted

Two wrongs don’t make a right. But three lefts do!

The Farragut socialite was showing her new housekeeper around her beautiful old home. In the parlor, she stopped by a small, elegant table. “Now, be very careful with this table, she said. It goes back to Louis the XIV”. The new housekeeper said, “I certainly understand that. I’ve got a whole bedroom suit that goes back to Sears the 15th”.

Sometimes I wish I was what I was when I wished I was what I am now.

Just how exhausted are people who can’t recycle energy drink cans?

I’d avoid any sidewalk psychic who sets up a table and chairs and then it rains.

It’s true, the early bird gets the worm, the early worm gets eaten.

A prayer is like a woman’s mini skirt–it must be short enough to be interesting, but not so short it doesn’t cover everything it should. But a sermon is like a woman’s dress — it must be long enough to cover everything important, but not so long it causes us to lose interest.

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