Happy Holidays
Tuesday, December 9th, 2014 | Humor, Marketing
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
Thanks for helping make 2014 our best year ever. We're wishing you an abundance of joy, success and fun this holiday season. Grumpy Cat says NO. Snoopy and Woodstock [...]
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Pearls of Wisdom
Wednesday, August 13th, 2014 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do! The Farragut socialite was showing her new housekeeper around her beautiful old home. In the parlor, she stopped by [...]
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New York Loan
Wednesday, June 11th, 2014 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, [...]
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Light Bulb Jokes
Tuesday, August 20th, 2013 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
Image courtesy of thewire.com How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb wants to change. How many psychoanalysts [...]
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can [...]
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Thursday, May 9th, 2013 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is [...]
Read moreHumor – Travel Plans for 2013
Thursday, February 7th, 2013 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I have also never been in Cognito. I [...]
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