Pearls of Wisdom
Wednesday, August 13th, 2014 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do! The Farragut socialite was showing her new housekeeper around her beautiful old home. In the parlor, she stopped by [...]
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New York Loan
Wednesday, June 11th, 2014 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, [...]
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Light Bulb Jokes
Tuesday, August 20th, 2013 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
Image courtesy of thewire.com How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb wants to change. How many psychoanalysts [...]
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can [...]
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Thursday, May 9th, 2013 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is [...]
Read moreHumor – Travel Plans for 2013
Thursday, February 7th, 2013 | Humor
By: Steve Goldman, CCIM
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I have also never been in Cognito. I [...]
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